teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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imjust-a-girl:

I wrote this when I woke up in the middle of the night and I found it this morning. I have no memory of why I wrote it or who it was for, I only know it was written at 4:13 am, and it was written with such haste that many words had to be rewritten.

  • 2 hours ago
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concentrationlamp:

Sometimes I feel like I might finally be content with the way I look, and then I look in the mirror and it’s like

image

(Source: hotwinger)

  • 2 hours ago
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onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

(Source: onlylolgifs)

  • 3 hours ago
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forever-flaccid:

when you eat the last pizza slice

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(Source: v0tum)

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santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

  • 5 hours ago
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toddkraine:

viviannbonnie:

this never gets old

Universite

(Source: theclearlydope)

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kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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return-me-to-the-forest:

turn-your-back-to-the-twilight:

10 years ago is the 90’s! And no one can tell me otherwise!

Oh shit.

return-me-to-the-forest:

turn-your-back-to-the-twilight:

10 years ago is the 90’s! And no one can tell me otherwise!

Oh shit.

  • 5 hours ago
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50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

(Source: sogaysoalive)

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fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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