School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
- 4 hours ago
- 180484
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
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- 4 hours ago
- 49233
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
- 4 hours ago
- 128011
Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone
it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
- 1 day ago
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